What are your middle names?
I actually have two, Neal (after my step father), and John (after my grandfather). Crystal’s is Anne. I don’t know if she is named after anyone. I got to choose my middle name when my step father adopted me. I first wanted to be called Lamborghin Countach, I couldn’t spell it.

How long have you been together?
I’m shooting from the hip here, cause I suck ass at dates. But I think we’ve been together since 2000. Engaged in 2001, and married in 2002. Wow, to see it on paper, we’ve been together for almost a decade!

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
In internet years, years are weeks. Lol. I’d like to say only really a few months. It was hard because of the distance. Something like 3000 miles were in between us.

Who asked whom out?
I guess I kinda did. She was looking for a place to go on vacation, and I invited her to come up to Canada, and I’d show her the sights (wink wink, say no more).

How old are each of you?
I’m 31, and Crystal just turned 32.

Whose siblings do you see the most?
Her’s, only because I don’t have any.

Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?
lemmie get back to you. I don’t know. I’m probably just stupid, and its right in front of my face.

Did you go to the same school?
Nope. I lived in Canada, and she lived in the states.

Are you from the same home town?
See above answer.

Who is smarter?
Crystal, by far is smarter. She has like Mensa intellegence. I get by on my good looks.

Who is the most sensitive?
She is. But, I can be overly sensitive.

Where do you eat out most as a couple?
When we did eat out, we liked to go to the Ground Round in Pawtucket. Awesome food, cheap. We could eat there every night if we could afford it. Their Broccoli soup was to die for.

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?
Canada. We went to Calgary for Christmas a few years back. With the delays in Denver, we don’t travel very well. But it was still fun!

Who has the craziest exes?
Neither really.

Who has the worst temper?
I think I do. With possible Sleep Apnea, I think its gotten worse. I try very hard to live by the saying “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”.

Who does the cooking?
When we lived in the apartment, I would. I love to cook, but Crystal is an AWESOME cook. I just have to stay out of her way, and not try to butt in.

Who is the neat-freak?
I am. Well I have my moments. Sometimes it just hits me and I have to clean.

Who is more stubborn?
I think in our own ways we both are. I have the only child syndrome, and she’s Italian.

Who hogs the bed?
She does! And the covers too! When she gets cold, she burritos in the blankets.

Who wakes up earlier?
Me. Even on the weekends I’m up around 8ish. I’m a good husband, I let her sleep till she gets up on her own.

Where was your first date?
Moonraker’s bar in New Westminister. We had some food, then a few beers and she passed out on my bed. She had just landed a few hours early, and it was late for her, but with the three hour time difference, it was still early for me.

Who is more jealous?
That’s between Crystal, myself, and our BDSM master.

How long did it take to get serious?
I knew pretty much right away that I would marry this woman. I know it sounds corny, but she completes me. She’s my wife, my lover, and my best friend.

Who eats more?
Me. I can eat a pound of bacon, she, however, cannot.

Who does the laundry?
I do. Crystal can do it, but she gets busy working on something, and forgets to take stuff out of the dryer, and then my work clothes are all wrinkly. No worries, I like doing laundry.

Who’s better with the computer?
Crystal is. Once again, I’m just here for my good looks!

Who drives when you are together?
I drive when we are together, only cause I told her when I got my driver’s license, I said that she’s a princess, and should not have to drive when her prince is here.

I got this meme from the “A” list blogger, Dooce. I’m even gonna comment on her site saying that I did this, maybe just maybe, I’ll get a comment from her!

Feel free to answer some or all of the same questions about your significant other in the comments, or leave a link to your website if you prefer answering there.