1. You can choose only one series to exist, the other one will be wiped from history, what do you choose (and why): Star Trek or Star Wars?

The real question would be which series of Star Trek? If is Voyager, I’d say gimmie Star Wars. I would choose to keep Start Trek, just because there are so many story lines. Star Wars, theres only 6 movies, and thats it.

2. Some film studio has decided that “The Life of Ed” will be made, and aside from a brief cameo where you play a homeless dude stealing clothes from a laundromat, you get to pick the songs for pivotal moments. What songs would you pick for these scenes: 18th birthday, first time you saw me, wedding day, random sex scene, and a scene involving drug use.

18th birthday: Paradise City by Gn’R
First Chicky sighting: All of my life by Todd Snyder
Wedding Day: Don’t Stop Believin’ by JOURNEY!
Random sex scene: The Bad Touch by Bloodhound gang
Drug use: Anything by the Doors.

3. Can you tell us your favorite joke? (bonus if you do it on video)
I don’t really have a favorite joke. At least none that I can remember. But I have a favorite punch line:

“Rectum him, nearly killed him!”

4. We know how much you hate my “eclectic” tastes in music, but what stuff on the Ipod really makes you want to stick a pen through your ears?

I would have to anything by Simon and Garfunckel and that leather n Lace lady. OMG, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. If I could delete them and not get into any trouble bang zoom, they’d be gone.

5. Oh my god, what’s that behind you?!?!? *pointing over there*

That’s an easy answer, Its…oh my god, the humanity.. the pain! he’s fonging me, the pain the pa…