1. Have you ever been asked to speak in front of an audience? If so, what was the occasion and how do you feel you did? I have been, and I used to be pretty good at it. When I was in Army Cadets, i used to teach classes.

2. If you were asked to appear on David Letterman’s show, do you have a “Stupid Human Trick” you could perform? I would just stand up there and tell jokes, and hope people laugh.

3. If you were asked to be in a circus, would you be more comfortable as a clown, a trapeze artist, a tightrope walker, a juggler, an animal trainer, or the ringmaster? Oh josh, I don’t know. How about the guy that takes the peoples tickets? Is that an option?

4. Take the quiz: What Circus Act Should You Perform? It says I should be a trapeze artist. I’m not too sure, I’m comfortable with that.

5. How old were you the first time you visited a circus? How did you like it? The first and only time I went to a circus, I got to ride an elephant, and I got my picture in the paper!

6. How often would you describe your real job as a “circus?” Do you think it seems to be getting more or less like a circus? My job, if its busy, can be just like a circus. But its getting better. I’m not training monkeys…anymore.

Saturday Six