1. Your phone rings. Who is the most likely caller?
Its not a caller, it would be a text message from my lovely wifey-poo Crystal. I rarely talk on my phone. Just text messages.

2. How long to you chat on the phone each day?
Depends, even at work, I’d rather fax, then talk to a vendor. I just hate talking on the phone.

3. Who do you speak to the most?
If someone does call me, Its my mom, So she’s the person I talk to most on the phone.

4. Do you often not answer if a certain person comes up on your caller id?
At work I don’t have caller id, and its technically part of job to answer my phone. Heh, so yeah, I have to pick up all the calls.

5. Do you phone friends at work?
Most of my friends are my co-workers, and sometimes I have to call them for work related things.

6. Do you make personal calls at work?
I’d have to say yes. I’m made calls to make doctors appointments, called various movie theatre’s for show times.

7. Who do you always say “I love you” at the end of the call?
I always say I Love You to Crystal, and my parents.

8. Do you use a landline or cell more often?
I don’t have a landline, I only have a cell. If I need to use a landline, there’s on right up stairs.

9. Who in the blogosphere that you haven’t chatted with but would like to?
There’s a few people, i’d like to chat with. There’s Avitable, Misfit Duck, Blue, Robin, the list can go on! But by chat I hope you mean, like “let’s hit up a Starbucks, and take it over for an afternoon”. Cause if this question is “who do you wanna talk on the phone with?” None, fuck em! text message me, baby, and we’ll get alone famously.

What keeps you going?
Well right now its 5:30am so coffee. Any other time, its family friends, cable television, the internet, coke (the soft drink). you know, the usual.

Describe each member of your family.
Each member? shorter than me. My step father used to be taller than me, but I think he’s shrinking. I’ll have to check when they come to visit in the spring. I’m taller than everyone. I think Americans are short cause they don’t like veggies. Or at least the ones in my family!

Did it snow much when you were a child?
Did it snow? I lived in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories. What do you think? And it was cold! The average high for January is -22.7°C. That’s -9°F! Thats probably why I just wear a sweatshirt to work this winter.

Do you believe that today can be the ‘first day of the rest of your life?’
I am trying to live my life like this. Life is too short. I’m really trying to not take life so serious anymore. Just think of me as the Joker; “Why so serious?” I’m trying damnit!

Look at your hands. Why are you grateful for them?
Well, if I didn’t have them, I wouldn’t be able to work, hold my wife’s hand, and I would probably be using some sort of device to be posting this.

If I could trade in my adulthood for a second childhood, I’d…
How young do I have to be? I was still a child in Jr. High. Can I go back to high school? I could really fuck shit up if I went back knowing what I know now.

Name five things laying around your computer.
Cell phone, Blizzard Authenticator, ipod, digital camera, and my wallet. There’s more, cause I haven’t cleaned off my desk yet.

How would you rate your self image?
Depends of the day. Today? Not too bad. on a scale of 1 to 10, today might be a 5.

Robin