Archive for January 2007

bear walks into a bar…

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”

The bear says, “I’m not on drugs.”

The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”

don’t mind the spelling mistakes; new keyboard

Wow been a busy friggin day! Getting ready to do laundry this afternoon, I cleaned the bedroom, and bathroom. I had to get all the clothes in one place. So now I have a 2 large piles of clothes that Crystal and I will go through when she gets home in about 40 minutes. I have to say, the bedroom looks very sexy now. And the bathroom is looking clean that it has in a couple of months. Plus the dishwasher is going too. So I was a busy littler beaver today. After laundry, I shall make the bed with clean sheets, and then we’ll shower, and I’ll make the bedroom all romantical, and then we shall play the hunka chunka! W00t! Ooooh, added bonus, I shaved too!

Been playing my Blood Elf more and more. She’s pretty cool. I think I am liking Paladin. Just enough magic to keep me happy, yet enough melee to not make me hella bored. I think I am at lvl 12 right now, so I’m just getting sildenafil2started but right now I am very impressed with her. I uploaded some pictures, but sinceno one goes to my zoomr site, I figure I will post them here. And I love the BE starting area, its very bright, and not just one or two colours like the Tauren starting area. And its big enough for a couple hundred people to be playing, and you don’t really notice them.

I don’t really wanna go back to work tomarrow, I’d love just to stay at home, and snuggle and watch tv all day. I think after laundry, the lovin, and food, we’ll curl up either on the couch, or in the living room, and watch some tv. Being alone together with Crystal is the best thing in the world, and I would’nt change it for the world! Eeep! what the hizzle are we gonna have for supper tonight? I have no idea!

w000t!

rockstar

Got my ears pierced! It didn’t even hurt at all. Crystal jumped when she got her nose poked, but it looks really good.

Got Pats!

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