As of 2pm today, I sold over $3300 worth of candy at the store. It was pretty crazy, all the people that leave the candy shopping till the end. And then complain about what a shitty selection I have left. Well I’m sooo sooory that you are a complete asshole, and leave it to the day of to do you shopping. I hope kids egg your house cause you are giving out toffee. No there’s no Snickers in the back. If you would have walked your fat ass in the store at 8am I would have had snickers for you. Now go be that diva I know you can be.

Oh check this link out. I gave it to Crystal, and she’s probably posted it already, but just know deep down in your heart of hearts, I found it first! Go me!

Pizza time.