Newlywed Hubby: “I know this is our first time, so I want to warn you- i’ve been cursed with an infant-sized penis”
Newlywed Wife: “Thats OK, i married you because i love you”
*man disrobes*
*wife screams*
Newlywed Hubby: “Whats wrong?”
Newlywed Wife: “You said you had an infant-sized penis!”
Newlywed Hubby: “Yeah, 21 inches, 8 pounds!”
*rimshot
