You know if I was ever gonna make a horror movie, I think I would make one set in an empty Wal*Mart with no power. I’ve been in a Wal*Mart, with no power. and when you are in the back corner of the store, and no one is yelling, its really friggin creepy. Course you couldn’t really have more than at the most, 4 people in the film. Any more than that and you could basically cover the store.
It would be even creepier if 1/2 the emergency lights didn’t work. You know then the serial killer, or whatever is chasing around the people would be able to hide. There are so many places to hide when the lights are on, wait till you see the place in the dark. You could hide behind a pole, and peopel could walk right past you. Most people would be like “ok, I’m trapped, I’m going to sporting goods, and getting a gun.” You could do that, but then you’d have to find the ammo. (other than the cheap .22 ammo, and some very limited shotgun shells.) My store is over 138,000 square feet, and the ammo is kept in one place. Think you could find the ammo while being chased?
Man I think this could be a pretty good movie. Now I need a script. I don’t know what I would do in that case. Hide in recieving, behind some pallets up in the steel. Believe me, if you have been in a big box store when the power goes out it is scary, expessally when a fellow associate thinks he see someone dart between the asles. Fuckin creepy.
As of 2pm today, I sold over $3300 worth of candy at the store. It was pretty crazy, all the people that leave the candy shopping till the end. And then complain about what a shitty selection I have left. Well I’m sooo sooory that you are a complete asshole, and leave it to the day of to do you shopping. I hope kids egg your house cause you are giving out toffee. No there’s no Snickers in the back. If you would have walked your fat ass in the store at 8am I would have had snickers for you. Now go be that diva I know you can be.
