Surfing the net today I found some more pictures of Paris Hiltons burger commercial. I do love sex in advertising. But can Paris make eating a burger that could explode your heart sexy? Can she make all the grease dripping of said heart exploding burgers sexy? Hell yes! As lond as she’s not talking, not moving, not doing anything that will show everyone that she’s dumber than a bag full of nails, then she can make just about anything sexy. Course maybe not roadkill, but it really depends on what was killed, I think.