Sometimes when Crystal is not home, I just keep her Trillian going just to see if I get people to talk to, as I am slowly losing brain cells from watching/listening to “What a Girl Wants” starring Amanda Bynes. What a car wreck. Anyways, here’s a funny chat log.

cg1aide: hi…40…6’1..190..in rhode island
me: why do people feel it nessisary to give their stats. usually a “Hello” would be best to start off a conversation. Is that how you answer the phone too?
cg1aide: lol..well i do this way because i don’t believe it has this on my profile. so oyu at least know you ar etalking with a man, and he is an older men. The obvious answer is for me to modify my profile…my bad
me: um, yeah ok…
cg1aide: lol…may we start again?
me: sure, if you want to
cg1aide: Hi, how are you doing?
me: hello! i’m doing pretty good, and you?
cg1aide: doing well thanks!
cg1aide: do you met offline?
me: nope, i’m married
cg1aide: oh i am sorry
me: why are you sorry?
cg1aide: lol..that came out wrong…not sorry for you that you are married…sorry that i was trying to hook up with you and you are married..di dnot mean to offend
me: you hook up with alot of people on the net?
cg1aide: nope, its happened twice in what, 3 years
me: have you tried to meet people in real life?
cg1aide: sure, very successfully
me: why do you do it on the net?
cg1aide: usually when i am someplace on travel that I am not familiar with and ina flirtatious mood
me: ahh
cg1aide: yep