I have no idea who this is. But apearantly I chatted with him a few years back.
cobaltduck: u u a fan of Bif naked?
Ed: yup
cobaltduck: I saw you online while i was looking up old abandoned Bif fan sites on Yahoo. ever seen bif in concert or meet her or anything
Ed: seen her twice in concert
cobaltduck: whats your favorite song favorit bif song?
Ed: daddys getting married
cobaltduck: did you get to meet bif ?
Ed: i talked to her after a concert when she was signing stuff…
cobaltduck: what about. just casual stuff or did ask her something specific
Ed: just casual stuff
cobaltduck: 2 concerts ?? where in new york?
Ed: nope in her home town of vancouver, bc canada
cobaltduck: can’t remember what old bif fan site I found you at or on.. was it the bif ..fan site. the bisexual one.. thingy?? is that why your a fan of bif
Ed: what?
cobaltduck: sorry I forgot where I spotted your name. either it was the lif of ed .. site or the Bisexuals for bif one…
Ed: life of ed. ed is my husband
cobaltduck: oh.. ok ive chatted with him before. don’t remember him having any deep info on bif. cept I think he said he met her
cobaltduck: were talking like 2 years a go I remember chatting with him 2 years ago
Ed: very cool
cobaltduck: can’t remember but I think I annoyed him.. not pissed off just annoyed.. him
Ed: how so?
cobaltduck: I was trying to figure out something about Bif.. and I stil am.. Back then Bif took a drawing I did of her and used it as the theme for her official Bif site back in 2002. and I was telling him how I thought bif was doing it on purpose to mess with me
Ed: ok…what picture?
cobaltduck: ..let me give you a link i have one stored on a web site
Ed: ok
Ed: can’t find it?
cobaltduck: this link isn’t working??? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/cobaltduck/ArtBubbles2001.jpg
Ed: its working, nice pic!
cobaltduck: would you like to see the photos from bif’s old site and see how she took that photo and used it for her official site as a “theme”
Ed: sure
cobaltduck: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/BifInPink.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/2002WebsiteArtBubbles.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/artbubblessplitter.jpg
Ed: that link didn’t work
cobaltduck: try it again http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/BifInPink.jpg
Ed: that one worked
cobaltduck: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/BifInPink.jpg[/IMG]
cobaltduck: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/cobaltduck/artbubblessplitter.jpg
Ed: ok
cobaltduck: well . back when I was chatting with your husband (heh) 2 years ago. I was trying to figure out the connection. and I was telling him that I think Bif was “messing ” with me. and fucking with me for fun or something and that bif was leaving me messages in interviews and stuff. .. I don’t think he saw the connection…
Ed: i don’t think i see the connection
cobaltduck: can’t blame him it sounded crazy…
Ed: it does
cobaltduck: But that was 2 years ago. and since then Bif has done alot more. of the same. and When I finally saw my first Bif concert .. april 7th 2004…. .. I was curious if bif even would recognize me. she looked at me and showed not recognition. but then on stage Bif talked about me onstage… nothing heavy just filler before the song Twitch. at the Time I thought she spotted me and was just ahving fun. but I figured out later Bif ddin’t even know I was there. So that Made the whole event seem even stranger
Ed: ok…
cobaltduck: at the time I thougth Bif knew I was there Because .. before she came out. Riley Karroll (bifs tour manager. a girl) kept stareing at me for 45 min .. then… pointed me out to Pete (Bif’s manager).. and he stared at me like he was trying to figure out who I was. at the time I thought they recognized me and thats why. they were looking at me so I asssumed Bif would know
Ed: go on
cobaltduck: Well I didn’t talk to riley because I thought when Bif came out I would figure out whats going on… but like I said bif talked about me. but then left after the concert and so did everyone else. and It left me confused. . because I didn’t know why? I sent hrmr an email and they promised to ask bif but I never got a responce ..
Ed: what did she say about you?
cobaltduck: nothing heavy. just filler between songs. she said I have a boyfriend… he has an affliction.. “he likes to draw art bubbles”. and bif said “art bubbles”(as in me) not just “bubbles”(as in the trailer park boys retard guy)
Ed: maybe it was just plain filler and you are looking way too deep into this
cobaltduck: there is a possiblity that “he likes to draw art bubbles” is just a coincidence. and that it was about some other guy that bif dated. but I extremely doubt this.
Ed: i don’t know what to tell you.
cobaltduck: you don’t need to tell me. anything.. …
Ed: ok…
cobaltduck: I butss it doesn’t matter but Hell its not like I have been … flying up to canada to talk to other bif fans. all I do it chat with a few other Bif fans. and I sent Just 2 emails… JUST 2.. to hrmr. and I chatted with the Bif Board moderator just once. .. but some ask me why do i care and I don’t think its unreasonable if someone talked about them onstage for that person to want to know why
Ed: honestly i think you are looking to deep in to this and hoping that she was talking aobut you, when probably she was just making filler comments to seguway into the next song
cobaltduck: .. well its hard to .. explain it to people because like I can’t even convince poeple that Bif had a fan site that copied my drawing. because most people don’t remember. but I did talk to the old Official Bif site moderator. a comple weeks ago and he will back me up.. he does remember the site.. he doesn’t know whos idea it awas though
Ed: maybe they just liked the picture, and used it….thats all
Ed: i think you are like 2 steps away from being an internet stalker…this all happened like 2-3 years ago, and you are still fixated on it.
cobaltduck: what about Riley staring at me for 45 min then pointing me out to pete. did she just think im a hottie?? or did she like my shirt..
Ed: who knows what other people do, you can’t get in their head, course maybe you just think that she was looking at you for 45 minutes, maybe there was someone behind you maybe she thought you looked like someone she knew who knows.
Ed: i think you have to move on
cobaltduck: see your putting “maybe’s ” into the situation. because you weren’t there. and I can’t prove to you that that happened. but You just have to trust me.. Riley was “staring ” at me for 45 min. and pet looked at me like he was trying to .. compare me to a wated poster at the police station… I don’t think Any one has ever stared at me.. more intently .. even people that wanted to kick my ass when I was a bouncher at a bar never .. stared at me.. like Riley and pete did… it was clearly “stareing”. and it was definately me because I looked pete right it the eyes. and Riley
Ed: then why didn’t you go over there….i think you gotta move on.
cobaltduck: Because .. I “assumed” they new who I was and I was waiting for bif to come out. .. What do you mean “move On”. I don’t think sending 2 emails in 1 year is being a “stalker”..?? and whats wrong with trying to figure why bif talkeda bout me on stage
Ed: when did she talk about you when was the concert?
cobaltduck: april 7th 2004 in Victoria B.C.
cobaltduck: so anyways I couldn’t figure out . why bif would talk about yet not tell me why . and if it was a mistake and “art bubbles’ wasn’t me why didn’t she tell me it wasn’t me. and if Riley was starting at me for a different reason why didn’t she just tell me
Ed: that was just about a year ago, i think if she was gonna give you an anwer it would been sooner than this. listen its 1:30am, and as much as i’d love to keep feeding your delusion, I gotta go to sleep. have a good one.
cobaltduck: thats insulting..
Ed: goodnight






fuckers jk lol dont know what to say
…….. I don’t know ED What if your wrong …. and Bif does have something on the new record about cobaltduck… are you ganna Be a man and admit it.
CobaltDuck Dan May 29th 2005
hehe if she does have to say something about you, i’d want to see proof, not something that you write in an aim chat window. plus you have to admit you sound really psycho.
then after all is said and done, and I have 100% proof, like an email from bif….i signed up long ago, and she did used to send one out back in the early days of her internet website days. i could tell it was a bot-produced email. or hey if you are so close to em, have a producer email. I’ll admit that i am wrong.
bitch.
did you see the latest hand written letter http://www.hrmrecords.com/bif/2005_06_01.html
I never said Bif was my friend. I said she messed with me.
Bif is NEVER going to say “CobaltDuck”.. If she did it would be ovious to any moron on the planet that she messes with me.
And If you require a handwitten letter from bif to me (notorized) to believe me .well then
suck it.
I’m just telling you whats going on and your calling me psycho..
the only me even trying to explain it to you or comming back here to make a comment..
I guess im being a little childish..
there is no point to it . cept I know Im right and i’m rubbing it in
The new Bif cd will explain everything for me CobaltDuck DAn
[...] Remember this guy? Well he’s back, and he’s just as weird as ever. Now he says he was “confused”. Its still as obsessed about Nif Naked as ever. I don’t even have the patience to string him along like last time. He says he’s not obsessed or anything but well, you’ll see. [...]
Google CobaltDuck and Daniel Combs. He was just arrested for attacking and stalking Lindsay Lohan. You talked to a psycho stalker…
wow thanks!
[...] ed: wow thanks! [...]
I stumbled upon this blog while googling Dan cuz a girl sent me a message on Myspace telling me about the Lohan attack.
I used to be a friend of Dan’s and he would spout this story off to me, and anyone else who was a fan of Bif.. Or even anyone who would just listen.
My boyfriend and I still have some of the creepy e-mails he sent us. Can’t believe he attacked Lindsay Lohan! Anyways you seem like a cool guy, Ed so I’m following you on Twitter now.
Peace ^^
@marcina whats your twitter name?
Combs is indeed a certifiable lunatic. I first ran across him several years ago. I was posting on IMDb on what a shit movie “I Know Who Killed Me” was he was in there making an ass of himself. Then a year later I read the story on how he was stalking Lohan outside of that nightclub and I nearly bruised a rib from laughing so hard.
The face of terror:
http://cdn.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2008/12/daniel-patrick-combs-mug-shot.jpg
Combs getting sacked by security:
http://cdn.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2008/12/daniel-patrick-combs-arrested-for-attacking-lindsay-lohan.jpg