Before I started working on the site, I watched Dodgeball. It was a great movie dispite the fact that Ben “one acting style” Stiller was in it. I mean he has not been funny since Something About Mary. Every movie after that was just a rehash of the same character.
Other than Ben, the movie was very funny. Great storyline, great set up for laughs and some of the funniest quotes that I have seen in a long time.
Patches O’Houlihan: “If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.”
[wrench hits Justin in the face]
Patches O’Houlihan: “If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.”
Peter La Fleur: “Kate, it’s time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.”
Peter La Fleur: “Yeah, uh, Patches… are you sure this is completely necessary?”
Patches O’Houlihan: “Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?”
Peter La Fleur: “Probably not.”
Patches O’Houlihan: “No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.”
Peter La Fleur: “…Okay.”
Peter La Fleur: “You had me at blood and semen. “