Archive for September 2003

Bat car!

hehe I have a new project for the car, call it a winter project. I’m making a jukebox using my laptop and contolling it the winamp is my palm m100. I got that part all working, now I just need to get a stereo that can hook up to it, and a power inverter. then its all good.

Pictures you say? Of course I got pictures!



Mind you, all the cables will be hidden and the laptop wont be running off battery power, thats what the power inverter is for. So I think it will be a good winter project. Don’t you?

Ahh the memories – Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Suppressive fires – won’t.

You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

A sucking chest wound is Nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don’t succeed, call in an airstrike.

If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

If your attack is going really well, it’s an ambush.

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Need I say more?



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Saturday Scruples

1. A good friend confesses he’s HIV positive. He’s terrified to tell his spouse. Do you? Nope, thats his job to tell her.

2. You need one number to win the jackpot at BINGO. The stranger beside you also needs one number and its been called. Do you tell her? Yeah, I would.

3. The taxi driver you get at 2 a.m. is drunk and driving recklessly. After he gets you home shaken but in one piece, do you report him? Yes, yes I do.

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