A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or
cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be
cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest
penis he had ever seen!

“I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,” said the mortician, “But I can’t send
you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this.
It has to be saved for posterity.”

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s
schlong.

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.
The first person he showed was his wife. “I have something to
show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened his
briefcase.

“Oh my god!” she screamed, “Schwartz is dead!”

[Link of the hour: Flat Earth Society]