Yesterday, I was getting into an elevator. As I entered, a blonde woman
already inside greeted me by saying, “T – G – I – F.”
I smiled at her and replied, “S – H – I – T.”
She looked at me, puzzled, and said again, “T – G -I- F.”
I acknowledged her remark once more by answering, “S – H – I -T.”
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile
and said to me as sweetly as possibly, “T – G – I – F” one more time.
Then I smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical
statement, “S – H – I – T.”
The blonde, finally deciding to explain, said, “T -G – I – F,
Thank Goodness It’s Friday…..get it?”
I answered back, “S – H – I – T…….
Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”





