A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day
of fighting.
“How are we faring?” asks the king.
“Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on
your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the
west.”
“What?!” shrieks the king. “I don’t have any enemies to the
west!”
“Oh, no…” says the knight. “Well, you do now.”
Pffft. That sounds like a joke my boyfriend would tell. Nice.
Pffft. That sounds like a joke my boyfriend would tell. Nice.
its funny!
its funny!