A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The
bride is concerned “What if the place is still bugged?”

The groom says “I’ll look for a bug.” He looks behind the
drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says,
“AHA!” Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his
Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc
out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds “How was
your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the
Watergate Hotel?”

The groom says, “Why are you asking me all of these questions?”

The hotel manager says “Well, the room UNDER you complained of
the chandelier falling on them.”