1. The Bogey-Man or Henry Kissinger? One in the same?
2. Whips ‘n chains or soft ropes with furbound cuffs? mmmm yes!
3. Fish sticks or Amazon.com? Fish sticks.
4. Whitewall tires or color TV? Color tv.
5. Leather or lace? Leather.
6. Abraham Lincoln or leftover turkey? Leftover turkey.
7. Movable Type or Star Trek? Star Trek.
8. Happy Happy Joy Joy or Bounce Bounce Bounce like Tigger? Happy happy Joy joy.
9. The Michelin Man or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? Stay Puft.
10. Thought-Provoking Question of the Week: If you HAD to marry one of the talking M&M’s in the TV commercials, would it be the red one or the yellow one? Why? Neither they are both guy M&M’s.

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