Since I am kinda sleepy and really have nothing to say, here’s a random picture of me as a little kid that I found on my hard drive. Enjoy! I should get ready for work, as I am totally bored out of my mind. Or maybe I’ll just lie on the bed and watch the end of MacGyver.
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey,
drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks.
Curious, the bartender asked him one day, “Why do you always
order three shots of whiskey?”
The man answered, “Because my two brothers and I always used to
have one shot each, and since they’ve both passed on, I’ve
continued to order the three shots in their honor.”
The bartender thought that this was a very noble thing to do, and
welcomed the man every time he visited the bar.
Two weeks later, the man walked into the bar for his daily visit
and ordered two shots of whiskey. Surprised, the bartender asked
him why he only ordered two when had had always been ordering
three.
The man answered, “Oh, I’ve decided to stop drinking.”
“A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You “dance” all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.” – Marla Singer in Fight Club.
1. Lying down on the couch, or stretching out on a recliner? Lying down on the couch…with mah wifey-poo.
2. Going barefoot or wearing soft slippers? Barefoot.
3. Eating ice cream, or pizza? Ice cream!
4. Watching on TV…a classic movie or a reality show? Cheesy reality show.
5. Wearing: blue jeans or sweat pants? Blue jeans.
6. A long, soothing bubble bath or a quick, invigorating shower? I love showers.
7. Furniture: leather, or something more on the fuzzy side? Something more on the fuzzy side.
8. Soft, classical music, or upbeat rock & roll? Upbeat rock and roll.
9. Darkness or light? Twilight.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You get married, or otherwise begin cohabitating with a significant other. S/he moves into your place, but brings with them the UGLIEST chair you have ever seen! You really don’t want this thing in your home, but SO says it is the most comfy chair s/he has ever sat in, and no way will they part with it. Do you: grin and bear it, or scheme to get rid of the montrosity somehow? Simple you get a chair cover. Simple 
i don't wanna work, i just want to bang on the drum all day
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what a great movie. olivia wilde was pretty awesome too
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really good movie. i loved it. hard movie to watch though.
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